i was shitting blood, so i had to get a thing stuck up my ass to find out if i was dying from cancer or not. this was kind of cool, because i got to try a new drug. i had to wait a month or two, because although taiwan has cheap health care, you have to wait a month or two, even if your butthole is vomiting blood. i showed up at the hosptial and they stuck my patient ID sticker on my actual skin. at this point, i realized i wasnt in america anymore. taiwan's cost cutting philosophy is so extreme that patients at the hospital dont even get an arm band. later, i was told that this is in violation of J-CO, but i guess joint commission will handle that.
anyway, for about thrity seconds , i wondered why i was still awake after the anesthesia, but then everything went dark as fuck. i vaguely remember watching the pink video from teh probe in my ass, but i've mostly fortoggten it now. then i tried to get home, fucked up as fuck. eventually, i made it home, and slept for 22 hours. drugs are cool. i wish i could buy the one i just took, but it's Rx only.
i went to work ,adn wen tot eh bridge, whre rmj adn i skated for a minute and mostly drank beers in the rain on various stoops in the area. its goign to rain for days, according to the wather man.
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