the only legitimate rule in S.K.A.T.E.

the berrics sponsored by mountain dew and nike has been a boring youtube channel for a while now, and the most annoying thing about it is the effect it had on skateboarding. Actual human beings have been witnessed in Taipei inviting someone to play skate, and receiving the response "ok I need to warm up first." The game is a warm up, or a way of judging how drunk you are. It is not the new xgames. ok, maybe it's televised form, it's the xgames.

Here is another way you're doing it wrong: s.k.a.t.e doesn't have a judge. You judge yourself. It's a gentleman's game. You're a total fucking piece of shit douche bag if you make the california-finger-circle-in-the-air gesture that means do-over. Only god can judge if the toe hit the floor. And since god doesn't exist, only the person doing the trick can judge themselves. 

You're also a total fucking piece of douche bag shit if you are trying a trick and claim to land it clean but you didn't. Only you can know. Onlookers might not see you fingering the ground with your toe, but I know that you know that you fingered the ground with your nasty big toe. It's a gentleman's game. Character is who you are in the dark. If someone claims to land a trick that you know they didn't, grab your front truck, swing that shit full arc over your head, and smash their collar bone to splinters. If you claim to land a trick you didn't, then grab your skateboard by the hind truck and throw it as high as you can into the air, and then try to catch it with your teeth. 

Also, fuck s.k.a.t.e. That shit is boring.