Saturday, February 23, 2019

A Hirsute Mystery

In the last 72 hours; a woman on the sidewalk walked up and gave me a rose, then ran away laughing when I asked her what it was for; an attractive ER doctor asked me if I'm single as she KY jellied my chest hair; and just now, a sawty walking the other way nearly broke her neck looking, turned around and ran up behind me, but was too shy to talk on the crosswalk. Beards are weirds. Why do they get so much attention around here?

Update: the nurse who pushes the old woman in the river park smiled at me.

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