i met an ice monkey

my last student cancelled so I bought a bunch of asahis and got up on the roof. I drank those asahis, and then I went to throw them out, illegally, in the street trashcans. As the light waited to change, a fruity and bizarre local jogger pranced across the crosswalk, and I did a taiwtf double take. Another laowai did the same, and we made eyecontact. I took out my ear parasites and was like, whats up bro. bro was like, I just arrived in Taiwan, from the errport, and Im staying on linsen bei. I was like, word, lets walk up there and eat some pig parts and shit. homeboy was like, right. we did. it was fun as fuck. he thinks I speak mandarin because I could order food and shoo away the pimps. at least ive improved.