a Foreigner broke my elevator

the title will be important later.

no one was sure if the bridge was skateable or not after the storm, so we launched an expedition to checked it out. It was. In fact, it was too skateable, and there was a huge crowd, so we went to a temporary spot next door. In quick succession, happym and momoney got some footage, and then happym had to be responsible, leaving rmj, myself, and momoney to hit up mainstation. An unexpected consequence of the typhoon is that all the mainstation bums have left, and the banks and ledges were skateable. We meandered through the area into ximen and leaving the homies, I skated back from a couple of stations away. The new stoop at the war hero park has been wrecked, trees are down and the roof is off.

I spent the next hour rolling on the floor because of the most incredibly painful hiccups of my life. I have never been in such a situation before. Nevermind walking or skating, I couldn't even crawl. Each hiccup elicited moans of pain, like getting punched in the stomach. It went on forever, but by the time I got home, only about an extra hour had passed. It was an incredibly horrible experience. Had I been swimming, I have no doubt I would have drowned. It was a complete and total loss of torso control. I hope I never have that again.

When I got home, the lift was out. I thought it must have been because of the typhoon, but lzyk told me it's because a foreigner on the 5th floor got really drunk and overflowed his apartment with water. Since we were all partying during the typhoon, I guess it's a consequence of the typhoon. I had to walk up to his floor, and then I walked up three more, because I forgot I live on the 7nth floor now, and not hte 8th. The hiccups came back just now. This feels like a serious medical condition