Asian East Medical Hospital Station

RMJ and I went to Asia East Medical Hospital. The area is magical. There are many many benches with faux wood plastic that slides, unwaxed, faster than a regular waxed rail. The square tiles that normally are terrible have been so expertly laid that they are almost smooth to skate across. The front of the spot is a polished granite bank with a granite lip on top, which *****s nicely. I got a ** ***** and he got the **** that he was planning on. In the back is maybe even better; it's a 200ft long sidewalk with banks on both sides. At the top, it's so mellow that it doesn't grind, but by about halfway down, the steepoisity increases to the point that it's all grindable. However, it's mostly dark, so we weren't entirely skating it to the full potential. Later, we skated the sidewalks and into the bamboo street, where we saw a popo in a vest, which was pretty sketchy. The we beered up and took a selfie and went by land rover but didn't skate it. We wandered back until around jiangzecui and I took an uber back.

Dear Skatan, see you in the skreets

Dear Skatan,

Thank you for taking the time to contact me. I have tried to respond to your message but I'm either too buzzed or too stupid to sucessfully post a response.

The  jugggjagjuugga tiles can be truly something to 666 all over, but it's the gickitygackgickitygackgickgackgackgack that you gotta watch out for, because they have unpredictable cracks, especially if there glassy clink* some where in the rythym. I have no idea how to spell that and I'm not gonna break my rhythm looking it up now. oh thanks autocorrect. If you want to skate, I can show you some skreeeeeearrrrrr tiles and plenty of ticktockticktackticktocktocktock and other varieties.  If you end up exploring Taipei on your own, stay away from linsen bei cause they have disrescpetable ladies of the night there, and also wanhua, because everyone in that neighborhood takes drugs, and the entire east part of the city, bbecause banking and business types hang out there, and they've sold their souls to the mogwai. also, they have really great ledges.

Your techonologically incontenent friend,
normalg

Skatebar

This didn't count as a session. RMJ and I met at the plaza but were too tired to do much besides talk and drink a couple of tinnies. That's one of the good things about Taipei; the entire city is a skatepark but when you don't really want to skate, it becomes a giant bar.

Les Bateaux Ivres

C'etait une soiree tellement expat. Je me suis dit que c'est inutile de pisser sur les pieds des gens en une seule lange si je peut pisser en plusieurs. Je comprends que mon francais, particulierement a l'ecrit, c'est plus une forme de faire chier que de pisser, mais c'est pas la point.
Ma point c'est qu'au jourdhui, c'etait un holiday au meme temps americain que c'etait bizarre et estrange.
Nous sommes rencontre chez l'appartement de wpn au sud du cite. J'ai prepare les oeufs du diable, et chacun etait une espece unique, parfois au cornichons et bacon, parfois en steak et sauce au schiracha. J'etais fiere qu'ils ont etait completement consumi en quelque minutes.
On a bus plusieurs de coups et on a discute plusieurs d'idees. Mes amis etaient deux autres americains, un canadien, une taiwanaise, un jeun homme salvadorienne, et sa petite copine, une javanaise.
Au retours, j'ai rencontre un skateur qui faisait des wallrides au spot de wallrides au tiles blanc. Il avait deja plusieurs de spectateurs, malgre qu'il etait seul, et en son moment de success, je lui ai donne une guelement fierce, et nous nous sommes separes sans mots, comme les bateaux ivres.

為什麼大喊?

今天，想練習中文。 天空是藍色的。 公園裡有很多人在外面大喊。 我走過去看。 人山人海。 我買了一本書，福爾摩沙背叛。 這本書很難讀。 我的屁股從滑板痛 slam. 

Limb Technology Big Floor Station

too drunk to sort it out now, but I ll try and make notes.

met at the shitty nasty urine stoaked station. cruised and skated and got booted rom the good balck benches. thn skated to the place with the long long long ******** ledge (flat from 2 stairs height to upper ribcage down).

went for a **** on the marble curb and payed with extreme prejudice, mostly on the slightly right side of my tailbone. I rolled on the ground and laid on the ground for a while. rmj said some sluts checked out my butt, which I was holding like a broken egg, but I don't remember anything except the explosioon of ass hurt. I guess rmj brought my board back after it shot into the road, ut I don't know I was too busy rolling and moaning.

that was pretty much the end of it for me, bnut we went ot a seven where they refused to open the btathoromm even when we axt nicely and rmj called them lazy to their fface, which was nice. now I m just too tired to note the tother things, like how good the triangle bank is, and how we stakted it until we got booted,adn d how the streets raround there are so smooth and wellpaved bvcause its full of foerigners, and how the glasweigian told us to do an ollie kickflip but we declined.

sleeping now . good night .

He who despairs of the human condition is a coward, but he who has hope for it is a fool

I dressed up like a homeless man and went downstairs to restock on vital supplies, ie snacks and beers. At the grill stand, a group of pinoy homies came up to ask directions for the night market. I took them to linsen bei instead. Now I got home late but hopefully I have some friends in Cebu and Davao I can visit.